8.25.2011

Education Reform

Seventy-two hours into the new school year and 
I'm already wishing for a snow day.

insert my local station and school district above

It has nothing to do with all the trees sacrificed year after year so I can have mounds of papers to sign and boxes to check off. 

The fact that dry erase markers were on the school supply list and the teacher doesn't even have a dry erase board isn't an issue. That did not irritate the hell outta me at all.

It's really simple.  Relatively trivial.
I'd much rather be doing this

lots and lots of this....

obviously she's not a blogger. we all know bloggers sleep standing up.

I think the entire education system needs to be revamped. 

Starting with hours of operation. 

No parent should be forced out of bed when it's still night time outside just so they can force their children out of bed who didn't even want to go to bed in the first place.

Why don't we just build special schools for children of bloggers?! 

No. They wouldn't ride the short bus or wear helmets. 

The school would be open 24/7. Blogger hours. 

You'd drop your kids off when you got good and ready, pick them up when you felt like it, and wouldn't get labeled neglectful or lazy or told you don't have a real job so you should be homeschooling anyway.

I'm gonna draft the petition and get the ball rolling.

Right after my nap.


news photo: sparking phoenix
sleeping photo: brenda's basics
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