Candid Confession #1: I don't own one of these...at least not yet.
I hadn't been to the dentist since 2008. And before you jump the gun and call me 'Yuck Mouth', Dr. Gupta commended me on my flossing skills last week. I religiously use Crest Pro-Health Toothpaste (as a result, my sisters have started using it too) and I'm armed with floss at all times.
ROUTINE MAINTENANCE
I'm sure you've heard stories of cash-strapped families having to choose between buying groceries or paying for prescription medication and vice versa. Since my last experience with Castle Dental was not only a nightmare, but also a rip-off, the decision to put off seeing a dentist was an easy one to make.
End Result: I need a $747.50 root canal.
Happy Ending: Thanks to Baby Daddy's flexpay spending account, I'm getting it done.
What does the above pictured Booty Pop have to do with all this?!
Candid Confession #2: The excruciating pain I'm having has ceased all fantasies of a $6,000 butt augmentation. I'd rather wear one of these hideous contraptions than subject myself to removing and soaking my teeth by age 40.
photo: Bob B. Brown
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